How many times a day do you look at your wall?
How many times does a sumptuous pie not stare back at you?
How many months will you torment yourself with this divine longing, this soul-rending animal cry inside you that dares to be embraced by the all-holy heaven of sauce, crust and cheese?
No words!
No designs!
No flourishy nonsense!
Just bigass pictures of the hottest pizza you'll ever lay your ocular spheres of desire upon!
LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT THEM AND WEEP FOR YOU HAVE FOUND SALVATION!
Where'd these pictures come from?
I took them all!
Me, some guy who also made this site and this calendar!
I took all these pictures, I ate every single one of these pizzas. This is as legit as hot pizza calendars get my friend!
Are you really gonna give money to a stranger on the internet for a pizza calendar that probably isn't even made with real cheese? LET'S SEE YOUR PROOF